今天的內容是一起跟著外教來學習「放屁」、「打嗝」等英文詞彙
和如何用英語化解這些尷尬~
文本內容為音頻轉錄，口語說法較多可能會有語法錯誤請勿參考。
Hello there everybody! My name is Ronnie. Today I'm going to teach you some naughty bad funny yet useful words.
大家好!我叫羅尼。今天我要教你們一些頑皮的、壞的、有趣的但有用的單詞。
I'm throwing out the disclaimer. Please, if you are offended by offensive language or slang or rude words, turn it off! Don't listen!
我要把免責聲明先說一下。如果你被冒犯的語言、俚語或粗魯的詞語冒犯了，請關掉它！別繼續聽了！
If you're intrigued by it, by all means, keep on playing!
如果你對它感興趣，那就繼續播放下去吧！
And today I'm going to teach you how to excuse yourself, but more importantly get out of embarrassing situations.
今天我要教大家如何為自己找藉口，但更重要的是如何擺脫尷尬的局面。
Embarrassing situations happen everywhere. You cannot time embarrassing situation, that's why they're so embarrassing.
尷尬的情況隨處可見。你不能控制尷尬發生的時間，這就是為什麼他們如此尷尬。
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fart
The very first example is a word that we use a lot. It's a funny word. Every time I hear the word "fart", it makes me giggle.
第一個，是一個我們經常使用的詞。這是一個有趣的詞，每次我聽到 屁 這個詞，我就會傻笑。
What is a fart? I remember being a child and looking in the dictionary, never forget this and said: a small explosion between the legs. That sounds scary.
屁是什麼？我記得小時候查字典時，永遠忘不了這個，說是：兩腿之間的小爆炸。聽起來很可怕。
Okay, so fart comes out of your bum and it usually makes a noise like … nah, that is a bad example...
所以屁從你的屁股里出來，它通常會發出聲音，比如......不，不，這個模仿不好...
If they make a noise, other people hear you and it's embarrassing. The other very bad thing about a fart is sometimes they smell.
如果它們發出聲音，其他人會聽到，這很尷尬。關於屁的另一個非常糟糕的事情是，有時候它們有味道。
So when it make some noise, it's usually like a noise and you can maybe ... and cover up the noise.
所以當它發出聲音時，通常就像噪音一樣，你可以……把噪音掩蓋起來。
So you can do two things. The first thing you can do is to say "I'm going to fart" and everyone's cool with it. The second thing you can do is not say anything until it happens and say "excuse me" and everything's fine.
所以你可以做兩件事。第一件事就是說「我要放屁了」，這樣大家都不介意。第二件事是在事情發生之前什麼都別說，直接說「抱歉」就好了。
If you choose number three, be very careful, number three is don't say anything, hope that no one notices and blame it on someone else. "It was her. She farted, not me. "
或許還有第三個方案，要非常小心，第三種方式是什麼都別說，希望沒有人注意到，並把責任推到別人身上。「放屁的是她，不是我。」
It's best choose to say "excuse me" and deal with it.
最好的選擇是說「抱歉」處理。
*2
burp
The next one is a sound that comes from your mouth.
下一個是從你嘴裡發出的聲音。
If you drink something quickly or if you're eating a meal and after the meal you're digesting all the beautiful food that you've eaten. Sometimes you "burp".
如果你喝得很快，或者如果你正在吃一頓飯，飯後你正在消化你吃過的所有美麗的食物。 有時你會「打飽嗝」。
So burping is comes from your throat, I guess, comes from your mouth.
所以打嗝是由喉嚨發出的，我猜是由嘴巴發出的。
And it is considered rude to do all the time. I don't know why it's a natural human function like farting, but it is rude. Burping and farting are rude.
它一直被認為是不禮貌的。我不知道為什麼放屁是人類的自然行為，卻被認為很粗魯。打嗝和放屁都是不禮貌的。
Again, to get yourself out of the burp, you just say "excuse me" and everything's fine.
同樣地，為了擺脫這種境地，你只要說「對不起」就好。
*3
hiccup
The next one is a hiccup.
下一個是打嗝。
Hiccups happen if you drink too much, I don't know why scientifically. I think it's a loss of air to somewhere. I have no idea. But a hiccup is this noise we usually get them if we drink too much alcohol.
如果你喝多了就會打嗝，我不知道科學上為什麼。我想是空氣流失到某個地方了。我不知道。但打嗝是我們喝太多酒時通常會發出的聲音。
If you hiccup, normally no one cares. It's not as bad or as violent or as terrible as a fart or a burp.
如果你打嗝，通常沒人會在意。它不像放屁或飽嗝那麼糟糕，暴力或可怕。
All you say is "excuse me" and then if you keep on doing it, you're in trouble.
你只要說「抱歉」，然後如果你一直打嗝，那你就麻煩了。
One technique is to take a glass of water, not a beer, and drink it upside down. Be careful it'll go on your shirt if you don't do it correctly. The other technique to get rid of hiccups is to have someone scare you. Apparently it stops them.
一個技巧是拿一杯水，不是啤酒，倒著喝。小心，如果你做得不對，它會沾到你的襯衫上。另一種擺脫打嗝的方法是讓別人來嚇唬你。顯然這會阻止打嗝。
*4
yawn
Alright the next one we're going to talk about is yawn.
好了，下一個我們要講的是打哈欠。
This is difficult to pronounce so try it - yawn. You have to actually open your mouth when you're going to yawn.
這個很難發音，所以試試。當你要打哈欠時，你必須張開嘴巴。
Yawning is a natural thing that happens when we are bored or when we're tired or both. Maybe you're sitting in class and Iike ... oh bored.. this is yawning. Or when you're really really tired you ... yawn.
打哈欠是一件很自然的事情，當我們感到無聊或疲倦或兩者都有時就會打哈欠。也許你坐在教室里，就打哈欠。或者當你非常非常累的時候…打哈欠。
If you yawn, it's okay. No bad smells come out of your mouth hopefully. All you do is you say "excuse me".
如果你打哈欠，也沒什麼關係。希望你的嘴裡沒有難聞的氣味。你只需要說「抱歉」。
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So just to recap we have fart which can be nasty we also have burp, hiccup and yawn. All of these embarrassing moments in life can be cured by two simple beautiful words "excuse me".
回顧一下，我們提到放屁，這很討厭，還有打飽嗝，打嗝和打哈欠。生活中所有這些尷尬的時刻都可以用兩個簡單美麗的字來治癒「抱歉」。
These ones are pretty much human fuctions that we do everyday and it's quite normal. My mother told me that the average person farts eight times a day. Count for yourself see how many times you fart.
這些基本都是人類的身體功能，我們每天都在做，這很正常。我媽媽告訴我，一個人平均每天放八次屁。你自己數數你放了多少個屁。
I hope you've learned a lot. I hope you were entertained and had a great time! See you later!
我希望你學到了很多。我希望你玩得開心，度過了愉快的時光！再見！
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