人生要学会苦中作乐，
下面的“毒舌”，
总有一款能打动你的心~
01
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“My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused...”
“我的王子并没有骑着白马向我走来，很显然他正在哪儿骑着乌龟困惑不已……”
2
“Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”
“亲爱的好朋友，请永远待在我的生命里，因为你是我遇到的最美好的事情之一。”
3
“Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”
“我能借个拥抱吗？我保证我会还给你的！！”
4
“ Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.”
“不要带着怒气上床睡觉……保持清醒计划复仇。”
5
“ I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”
“我来到世界上有两个任务。让别人愤怒和让别人开心，你属于哪一类呢？”|
6
“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”
“我的钱包像洋葱一样。当我打开它时，它会让我哭泣。”
7
“I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.’ Don’t make me regret it.”
“我并不轻易相信别人，所以当我跟你说‘我相信你’时，别让我后悔。”
8
“I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving!.”
“我度过了没有用椅子砸别人的一天。我想说我的社交技能正在提高！”
9
“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”
“有时我希望自己是一只章鱼，这样我就能同时扇八个人了。”
10
“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, ‘it kills them’.”
“在不喜欢的人面前开心，‘这会让他们痛不欲生’。”