(雙語經典笑話)英語笑話笑死人不償命:黑人英語

2019-10-31   雅思全知道

The black couple already had eight children, and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. Finally she convinced her husband to get a vasectomy.

一對黑人夫婦已有八個小孩,而魯拉·梅又懷了第九個小孩,最後她說服了她先生去做男性絕育手術。

On the morning of the operation, she was surprised to see her husband putting on a tuxedo and getting into a limousine for the short ride to the hospital.

手術的早晨,她驚訝地看見她老公穿著禮服,乘坐一輛禮車到不遠的醫院去。

"Say, honey, what's all this about?" asked Lula May.

"親愛的,這是怎麼一回事啊?魯拉·梅問道。"

"Baby, if you gonna be important, you gotta look important.

"寶貝,如果你想當名大人物的話,就要讓人一看就知道你很重要!"