How to describe an ugly person euphemistically?
如何委婉地形容一個人丑?
Study hard is your only road to success.
讀書是你唯一的出路。
You look like as if you were
jumped out from your ID.
你長得就跟身份證里蹦出來的一樣。
Your pursuer must truly loves you.
追你的人一定是真心愛你的。
You must be born at 1:00 a.,m. ,
because it is the hour of Chou.
你一定是凌晨一點出生的,
因為那時是丑時。
You have an unconventional look.
你怎麼長得跟鬧著玩似的。
Even beauty cameras cannot help you.
美顏相機在你面前都無能為力。
Just by a glance I could see you are
the type of person who have really good grades.
一看你就像成績好的那種。
This is an era of appearance
and you do not belong to this era.
這是一個看臉的時代。
而你,不屬於這個時代。
Turns out the saying "people cannot be judged
by their appearance" is in fact true.
果然是人不可貌相啊。